Everybody thought the titchy iPod Nano was a wonder, but ergonomics and cosmetics hold the future to MP3 storage and playing, with little worry over threat.
So, whether it's jogging around with the latest trendy podcast coming out of your sports bra, Disney/Sesame Street tunes while having a baby/fetished partner suckling on your nipple or soft, soothing romantic ballads emanating from your bosom while being pleasured, women seem to have it made.
(And yes, I was originally going to say : Whether you want Madonna through your mammaries, Timberlake from your tits, Hanson through your hooters, or Britney from your boobs.)
I'm reminded of the episode
DNA from
Red Dwarf, where the mechanoid Kryten becomes human :
Kryten : Well, uh, when I was a mechanoid, the right nipple-nut was used to, uh, regulate body temperature, while the left nipple-nut was used mainly to, uh, pick up shortwave radio transmissions. Now, what I'm saying is, no matter how hard I twiddle it, I can't seem to pick up Jazz FM.
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